COOOOOOOOOKE!

When gas ran out, it sucked, but I got by.
When people started losing their jobs, it sucked, but it didn't really affect me.
When the banks and companies nearly caved in, it sucked, but I have nothing but student loan debt anyway.


BUT GOD DAMMIT COCA COLA I WILL NOT STAND FOR 16OZ BOTTLES OF DIET COKE!! DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE.