Thursday, April 15, 2010

"Y'all" Y'all!

I don't get it. Why can't "y'all" just become an accepted part of English? The fact is, English lacks a word to distinguish you(singular) from you(plural). Most other languages have this! You can get around it in English by awkwardly by specifying "you + nouns in question". Think "you people", "you animals", or the ever popular "you guys". Usually people just shorthand "you guys" to most situations. This is more linguistically exclusive than words like fireman, salesman, and policeman which are all being phased out. Not only is it gender exclusive, there is no reason to assume that all things you might address directly are going to even be people. Granted, "you goats" or "you turnips" might be uncommon situations, but here the flexibility of "you guys" is still strained. Also, "you guys" is rather informal. Seeing as English also lacks a you(familiar) and a you(formal) it would make sense for your grammatical patch word to cover both of these scenarios as well. I wouldn't want to address a board of directors, or congress as "you guys". "Y'all", of course, is a contraction of "you" and "all". "All" in this case is arguably the most inclusive word you can use in this sticky situation. It covers both genders, familiar and formal situations, as well as situations when you are addressing objects. Indeed it even follows all the standard rules of contractions (as long as you don't write it "ya'll"). Not like the abomination that is "ain't" or even some accepted ones like "shan't".

Interestingly, most Irish have retained a similar workaround from Gaeilge to Hiberno-English (modern Irish dialect) where you(plural) becomes "yous" or "yis" or another regional variant. Since many of the early Scots-Irish immigrants to the US (including my ancestors) settled in the South and Appalachia I suspect this may be an important part of the etymology of the American version "y'all". If this is the case, it would explain some of the negative attitudes towards the word, since in early America the Irish were not looked upon favorably. They were often given the most dangerous jobs, and treated worse than slaves by their employers because slaves were considered valuable property, but a cheaply hired Irishman could be replaced the next day if he fell off of a roof.

Today the word is still mocked as a word for ignorant hicks, hillbillies and rednecks. Stephen Colbert, a prominent southerner of Irish descent, commented (out of character) about dropping his dialect, "[On] TV, if you wanted to use a shorthand that someone was stupid, you gave the character a southern accent. And that's not true. Southern people are not stupid. But I didn't wanna seem stupid. I wanted to seem smart."

I think it's time we stop fueling a nonsensical degradation of a word that actually improves American English.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

the best intentions

What my wii was designed to do: Make me more physically involved in playing games, and less of a couch potato

What my wii actually does: lets me play animal crossing with one hand while I shove grilled cheese in my mouth with the other

Monday, April 20, 2009

sorry

I haven't really declared it but you might have noticed. I'm on hiatus with the ole' blog until after exams. Sad, yes I know, but I can't keep up with writing every day when I'm already writing every day... for grades. But I'm working at a jesus camp this summer and I will be blogging from there.

Oh, and hi to all you new friends who are due to fall in from the Google hole because history channel just ran their Bueno de Mesquita show again.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

COOOOOOOOOKE!

When gas ran out, it sucked, but I got by.
When people started losing their jobs, it sucked, but it didn't really affect me.
When the banks and companies nearly caved in, it sucked, but I have nothing but student loan debt anyway.


BUT GOD DAMMIT COCA COLA I WILL NOT STAND FOR 16OZ BOTTLES OF DIET COKE!! DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Science Wednesday!



Social psych today, not at all related to the stuff I'm studying for right now. Ok, but every person should watch this anyway. My apologies for not embedding the video, you'll have to go ahead and make the jump on your own.

Aaaannd since I feel bad for just posting a link, I'll throw in an awesome picture I found on the internet. It's a person's eye during an Indian festival of colors. The Indian festival of colors is now my new travel goal, since I've already hit up New Orleans during Mardi Gras (previous travel goal).

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